I’m so excited to be doing my first review as part of the Cal Exotics Sexpert program. I’m honored to work so close to one of my favorite toy manufacturers, California Exotic Novelties. Just before becoming a pleasure party consultant in 2005, this is the one name I remember seeing around and recalling when it came to bedroom toys. So here is to my first review:
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One of my favorite music genres to listen to while creating a review or writing an article is decade old trance. Old Oakenfold albums or Tiesto remixed tracks. The voice of Jan Johnston. The progressive wavy beats that would slowly climax into something physically and mentally orgasmic. An ideal song would be at least 8 minutes long. Yeah, that’s my shit. 🙂 In “my club days”, I’d get all dressed up in glitterwear. No rainbow for me. Think: metallic magenta top and black vinyl bottoms. Platform shoes under flares a must everytime.
This is an item that kinda brings me back. If someone had given me this Lighted Shimmers toy back in 2000, when I was 21, I probably would’ve stopped going out and stayed home A LOT more. Especially considering that I had yet to ever own a toy at that time. Many times, at my parties, I hear women in their early 20’s tell me that this is their first time ever holding a toy in their hands. How I WISH I had the opportunity to attend one of these parties at 21 years old. And this toy would’ve been a perfect first toy!
The Lighted Shimmers LED Bliss Teaser with Extreme Power (that’s the official full name) is a very cool looking, simple to use and affordable bullet toy. Like I said, perfect for the first timer. 
The controller itself is an oval diamond-cut surfaced “pod” that fits perfectly into the palm with the thumb sliding the wheel to adjust the vibration speed. The bullet wire, plugs into the other side of the wheel. I’ve shown a picture here that displays how comfortable it fits into the hand like a pod. You can also see the iridescent color.
The look of it is appealing and attractive. The manufacturer’s image does not do the color justice. Here below, you see a purple color controller, when it is actually an iridescent purple-to-green on the outside and purple-to-orange in the center, as seen in my own picture. I love it!
The bullet part is not your traditional egg shape. Instead, it is shaped just right for holding the bullet at the top with the vibes on the tip. I love this because the vibes don’t get swallowed into your fingers. They all go where you need them to. Speaking of vibes, I put fresh batteries in and this thing is actually STRONG. A problem I have with strong vibes sometimes is that the first speed is usually strong as well. This isn’t good for the person trying to hold off an orgasm! The Bliss Teaser, however, is pleasantly mild on the first speed.
The LED light puts the party in your pleasure. A pretty blue light does a great job of lighting up a decent radius around the action. Looking for a visual turn on in the bed? Try using this bullet to spotlight sex while you both watch the movement. Hot!
Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed receiving and reviewing this product. 
The packaging made me smile the instant I saw it – no typical busty woman in seductive pose. Just the product, bright and glowing in all it’s glory taking up almost the whole front cover of the box. When the Lighted Shimmers LED Bliss Teasers become available to order, I will surely add this to the Love Love line. And as I do more reviews, I’ll add some “stars” or grade ratings. Come back soon to read our September Cal Exotics Sexpert review. Thanks for reading!
XOXO Pascale Le Bris
Owner, Love Love Parties
