Don’t try this at home: Sex pipe dream ends in awkward op

October 27, 2008 12:00am

FREAKED-OUT firemen had to use a pneumatic saw to cut off a piece of steel pipe stuck while being used as a sex toy – by a 73-YEAR-OLD man.

The crews were called in when staff at St Luke’s Cornwall Hospital at Newburgh, near New York, couldn’t remove the pipe by normal methods because of the extent of the swelling

Assistant Fire Chief Scott Mandoske said firefighters chose a “wizzer saw” – an automotive tool powered with air bottles and commonly to saw off mufflers – to get the job done.

“Just don’t cut it off,” the Times Herald-Record reported the worried victim as saying.

The critical operation took more than 90 minutes as firemen sawed through the pipe bit by bit. The man was apparently unharmed.