Large Red Vibrator – Funny
DEAR MADAM: THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP. YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY. PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER. WELL, SHIT
Category: joke
Jane and Arlene
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and asmoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off theend, puts It t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t …