Not Your Momma’s Plastic, Baby! I’m Talking High-Grade Quality Soft Silicone From Germany Here, Ladies…


Watch me rave and rant about the sex toy party life! I do these parties for fun, I do them for money and I do them for more than the parties. See, being in the sex toy party business, parties are the life blood of what we do…but there is so much more to it than parties.

As a sex toy rep, we are taught by our upline and company to prioritize 3 key elements at a party:

1. Book Parties
2. Recruit Women into the Business
3. Sales

And we want to maximize these elements in this exact order. If you never book parties at your parties, how will you fill your calendar?? If you don’t recruit, how will you “live the dream” of unlimited income? If you don’t sell anything, well then why are you there, for the food? C’mon now!

So, this blog is from the viewpoint of a work at home mom who is intensely into her sex toy business. I mean, obsessed with watching numbers grow and visualizing $1000 parties. I’ll tell you about my parties, this business and more. I do lots of random talk too, so be prepared for that.

Yeah, this is going to be a blast. This is NOT going to be a “Book a Pleasure Party!!” or “Join My Team!!” (plus stuff a million keywords for search engine purposes) type blog. No way. I’m just going to tell it like it is and have fun with it. I do hope you check in often for new posts and give me some feedback and comments.